The cover of Let’s Dance shows Bowie dressed as a boxer, but does he have the pugilist skills to take on other singing celebrities. It’s time for you to vote in ten thrilling rounds of Bowie’s Beef. With a few notable exceptions I have selected male stars, roughly from his generation. So how will our hero do in the virtual boxing ring?

David Hasselhoff - First up is the clash of the singer/actors with German fan-bases. Hasselhoff AKA the American Tom Jones (or is Jones the Welsh David Hasselhoff?) has the advantage of bulk; Bowie the advantage of record sales. Whilst David B is always crashing in the same car, David H has a car that can talk. Bowie is married to Iman; Hasselhoff has met Pamela Anderson. It really is a tough one.

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