My name is Stewart Steak, and I hereby dedicate this website to all of David’s songs, from the crème de la crème, to the rotten grub. The criticisms served up can cut to the bone, or sizzle in the lard of heartfelt praise. Yes, Bowie’s Tin of Stewing Steak is the Internet’s most typed about melting pot.

If you don’t believe me, Stewart Steak, you’ll believe these leathery legends of Planet Rock and Pop:

‘It undoubtedly is a Bowie-themed site, however….’ Iggy Pop, 2008

‘To criticise the ambient compositions on Low and “Heroes”, in my opinion, is to slaughter a sacred cow. Stewart Steak should be gelded’. Brian Eno, 2008

‘I’d prefer a Wagon Wheel’. Lou Reed, 2008

‘We’d give this steak medium marks’. Pet Shop Boys, 2008

‘Bowie’s Tin of Stewing Steak is utter bull….’ Placebo, 2008

‘I don’t wish to pan Steak, but I wouldn’t feed this to my diamond dog’. John Lennon, 2008

‘Well Done Steak! David Bowie, 2008

….So why not do a Mick Jagger and tuck into Jones the Butcher’s prime meat?….

Ingredients

• Bowie’s Beef
• Berlin Wall of Sound
• David’s Rare Cuts
• Lyrical Oddities
• Jones & Jones
• Barely Interesting Facts
• In The Can
• Unfit for Human Consumption
• Stage
• Vote, Vote, Vote for David Bowie